hi my name is

chris makarsky

I work on the Internets (and I waste some time there too). I play as Lucas but also I'll beat you with Meta Knight. I enjoy crunchy tacos and really big burritos. I want to think out so loud that the fashion police break me. I've got you covered if you like funny pictures of President Bush. I listen to better stuff than whatever crap you have on your iPhone, and I already heard about that... last month.
That said, need to contact me?

Fig. 1: Chris Makarsky

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